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But you can get to know them on a one-on-one level. Sorry for the sext.

I needed you to be in this moment with me. Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK. More like The Summer Text. To be clear, I'm not looking for a love triangle. By Tayi Sanusi Oct.

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Run, don't walk. After all, one of the best parts about being in a relationship is having someone around to lighten your mood.

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Asking for a friend. The morning grind. From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 24 silly texts to send your quarantine crush.

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